Paris Hilton finds back dignity

ParisHilton found back her dignity ,no just joking.
I know you might be schocked to see dignity and Paris associated but a judge thinks they should be.
Because yesterday,one decided to close down parisexposed.com and don’t you say i’m late on this.
Yesterday my internet was shot down and i was kidnapped by the crazy astronaut
woman.
Now back to the topic,the main things that the website taught us,are things we already knew.
First that Paris Hilton is a racist-homophobic-anti jew-whore
Second she does coke.
Third she sleeps with a bunch of people,the last time we counted it was estimated at 4 millions.
The only thing we learned is that she got pregnant and had an abortion.
I mean I don’t want to sound mean ,this is the most generous thing she has ever done,saving our planet by not having kids.
Just imagine for a second a world with a Paris Hilton baby,that would be terrible.
Thank you Paris for saving us,we owe you one.
Therefore i promise i will not post anything bad on you for the next 30 minutes.
That’s the longest I can go.