Paris Hilton Keeps Spreading….
May 28, 2009 ·
After receiving countless emails from Celebsbox readers asking where are you? What are you doing? And when will you be back?
Well,here I am,let me confess ,I was busy chasing a wet wild dream.
Dear readers I was visiting Paris.Despite the numerous rumors claiming that trains have invaded the south of Paris,I went down there in hopes of it being untouched by humans.
But sadly I discovered that Miss Hilton had herpes.
So I picked up myself and went to London.
To my great surprise Miss Lauren is pregnant for rapper Lil Wayne.
So I am back to my blogging and will never leave again.
But my dog on the other hand is still hiking across Europe after turning down offers to play Rihanna’s new dog and Chris Brown’s new biatch in a big Hollywood movie.
Anyway nothing says welcome back like new skanky pictures of Paris Hilton giving a Lapdance to her new man Doug Reinhardt at a Party in Cannes over the weekend.
Source: The phun
Dear Paris, “Drink but don’t let the drinks drink you”. You are spoiling your image and dignity when you become tipsy. When we leave this world, let it be said that we left beautiful footprints. You are beautiful inside your heart, let it come outside and shine.