Megan Fox Dumps Brian Austin Green Loser

Megan Fox is now single,she has called off her engagement to Brian Austin Green.Contactmusic reported:

Sources claim the pretty brunette, 22, sent business associates correspondence last week (beg23Jun08) alerting them to the sad news.
An insider says, “Megan still cares about Brian, but she now realises she’s too young to marry him.”

I don’t believe the part that says “she now realizes she’s too young to marry him”,crap,Megan just wants an upgrade.Why would the hottest chick in the game want to be with a loser?
She is looking for someone successful,I mean someone like me.

Stephen Baldwin Likes John McCain…Who Cares?

Stephen Baldwin who is the embodiment of how a loser should look and act like,is threatening to leave this country if Barack Obama gets elected in November.The douchebag appeared on FOX News yesterday voicing his support for McCain.
I have to confess,I was waiting on Stephen Baldwin’s opinion before making up my mind,on whom to vote for later this year.My dog often repeats to me if you see Stephen Baldwin go right,you have to move on the left,because he is an idiot.
You can watch the video below.
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Elisabetta Gregoraci Lives In A Bikini With Sexy Hubsband Flavio Briatore

Flavio Briatore and his new wife Elisabetta Gregoraci are having their honeymoon,in Sardinia Italy.The couple was pictured there on Monday.Elisabetta Gregoraci seems to spend most of her life wearing a bikini,that’s cool with me.What do you think got these two together ? She is 28 and he’s 58.I am betting a penny that she loves him for his intelligence and wisdom.Her love has nothing to do with the fact that Flavio is worth over $150 million.Elisabetta Gregoraci is surely not a gold digger when she marries a man that could be her grandfather and she could get a hot fella of her age.

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Karolina Kurkova Makes Cellulite Hot,I Mean Cold

Here are some bikini pictures of Karolina Kurkova on the catwalk during the Sao Paulo Fashion Week.I for one,is thrilled to see that a supermodel overloaded with fat and cellulite can still land a good job.I just hope that the next time a man with a small penis wants to become a porn star,he is accepted with his imperfections.

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Lindsay Lohan And Samantha Ronson Possibly Lesbians

Lindsay Lohan and her rumored lesbian lover Samantha Ronson were pictured on the set of her new movie “Labor Pains”,few days ago.These photos seem to confirm what my blind and drunk neighbor saw coming a long while ago:Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson might be lovers,by that I mean they are totally doing each other.If that’s all Lindsay needed to float her train,then I am all for it.Samantha Ronson is the ultimate symbol of elegance,class,beauty and intelligence for 2008,so she could have not done better by my standards.

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Nereida Gallardo Looks Fat In A Bikini,It’s Not A Problem For Me

Portuguese Soccer superstar Cristiano Ronaldo and his Spanish model girlfriend Nereida Gallardo were pictured frolicking on a beach in Sardinia,Italy over the weekend.Nereida is really hot,by that I mean she is totally qualified to wash my dishes.Her butt full of cellulite was enough to get me back to my blogging duties.She definitely deserves an award for that.Don’t forget that fat is the new skinny,true story in 2008.

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Jessica Alba Thinks Sex Is Not A Big Deal

Jessica Alba Hearts Paparazzi

Jessica Alba was pictured at Baja Fresh in Beverly Hills,yesterday.Jessica doesn’t think that sex is a big deal.I agree with her,check exactly what she said:

‘I never believed women had to be virgins when they got married, or that a woman has to fall in love with a guy just because they’re having sex.’

Too bad,Jessica is pregnant right now and she seems to hate everyone.

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Coleen McLoughlin Miami Bikini Photos

Coleen McLoughlin was pictured wearing a sweet black bikini in Miami yesterday.In the picture above McLoughlin is saying where the hell are my breasts?Later on that day Coleen was overheard saying why in the fuck is my man flirting with that chick with the huge boobs?

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Denise Richards Maui Bikini Photos

Denise Richards wearing a bikini was pictured on a beach in Maui yesterday.Richards looks like a hot cowgirl who is looking for a cowboy who will rescue her and ride away on a beautiful white horse into the sun set.
So I will ask my dog if he still remembers how to ride.

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Gemma Atkinson Spain Bikini Pictures

Gemma Atkinson And Marcus Bent Photos

Gemma Atkinson and her boyfriend Marcus Bent were recently pictured on a beach in Spain.No matter the time of the year,Gemma remains a breath of fresh air.She is a blessing from nature.

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