Kim Kardashian invites you in her jeans

In case you don’t know,this girl name is Kim Kardashian and her job is Paris Hilton’s BFF.
That’s a tough job to say the least.Anyway,she’s featured on a new ad campaign for Christopher Brian apparel, a new line from hip-hop impresario Christopher B. Stokes.
I would love to be in those jeans but I don’t think I am black enough for her.It seems that she only dates black men .Currently she’s with mtv’s fool Nick Cannon.
Maybe a tanning booth might help increase my chances.
In related news she has a sex video soon to be released with underarchieving,singer,rapper ,actor,producer,best known as Brandy’s little brother ,Ray J.
One extra reason for her to top my hit list,nothing better than a sex video when you are featured on it.
Believe me,I am a pro on the matter,I have a thousand of them floating around on the internet.