Paris Hilton Keeps Spreading….

After receiving countless emails from Celebsbox readers asking where are you? What are you doing? And when will you be back?
Well,here I am,let me confess ,I was busy chasing a wet wild dream.
Dear readers I was visiting Paris.Despite the numerous rumors claiming that trains have invaded the south of Paris,I went down there in hopes of it being untouched by humans.
But sadly I discovered that Miss Hilton had herpes.
So I picked up myself and went to London.
To my great surprise Miss Lauren is pregnant for rapper Lil Wayne.
So I am back to my blogging and will never leave again.
But my dog on the other hand is still hiking across Europe after turning down offers to play Rihanna’s new dog and Chris Brown’s new biatch in a big Hollywood movie.
Anyway nothing says welcome back like new skanky pictures of Paris Hilton giving a Lapdance to her new man Doug Reinhardt at a Party in Cannes over the weekend.
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Paris Hilton & 50 Cent:A Couple?

Last week, Paris Hilton told the world that she wanted to get pregnant by next year.
Well Paris found the perfect man to father her kids. 50 Cent is the unluckyl lucky SOB.
Saturday night Hilton and 50 Cent were spotted snuggling in Las Vegas.
According to Stuff :

“50 played a few songs and then made straight for Paris. She was laughing and unashamedly flirting and couldn’t keep her hands of him. He nuzzled up to her and they cuddled.”

I am so happy for them,the new power couple has arrived so move over Jayonce,Pa50 or 50paris is taking over.

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Paris Pregnant By Next Year

Paris Hilton wants to have children by next year.
The hotel heiress told Elle magazine:

“I want kids next year, so I’ve got to get my body ready.”

A source also revealed recently:

“Paris told me, ‘I want lots of babies and a more simple life away from the celebrity spotlight. I did a lot of soul-searching about my partying and then I heard Nicole was pregnant and I decided it’s time for me to grow up and take responsibility – and the best way to do that is to become a mother.’ ”

This is the end.I can’t find words to express my disgust.I am already sad for her unborn babies.
People like Paris should not be allowed to have kids.
It’s like having a rat for mother,or maybe even worse.

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Paris Hilton pays tribute to herself

We all knew Paris Hilton liked herself ,but this time it’s a little bit extreme.
She was spotted wearing a t-shirt featuring an Andy Warhol inspired print of her face.
This is probably the ultimate expression of vanity.
My only explanation for this ,is that her newly found God inspired her ,to do this.
Paris,I will ask my dog to pray for you.

Paris Hilton with Andy Warhol style T-shirt, July 10

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Paris Hilton is “living like a nun” to avoid prison

Paris Hilton is “living like a nun” in a bid to avoid prison .

The hotel heiress – who was has been sentenced to 45 days in jail for driving with a suspended licence – has been told by her lawyers to clean up her act in an attempt to evade jail.

Paris, 26, has told friends she is quitting alcohol and partying and has replaced her skimpy outfits with a new demure look. [Read more]

Paris Hilton has threesome while eating sushi

Well my favorite socialite did it again.
Yes Paris Hilton has done worst than cursing blacks and gays,she had a threesome while eating sushi.
I am rarely disgusted by the celebs ,but this one is ,I don’t even know how to call it.
Maybe repulsive will do. [Read more]

Paris Hilton gets new boobs for birthday ?

Well, I am back from the livings.
I brought a new pair of boobs with me.
Decided to give it to Paris Hilton for her birthday,this past week end.

After

Before

Paris Hilton wants to help Africa

It seems that Paris Hilton will never cease to amaze me.
This week,she was the center of attraction at Vienna’s Prestigious Opera Ball.
She didn’t find nothing else to do,than travel with an expired passport.
I mean ,how intelligent can you get?
Even Lindsay Lohan never reached so far in stupid land.
Then she spent the whole night yawning ,how classy. [Read more]

Paris Hilton finds back dignity

ParisHilton found back her dignity ,no just joking.
I know you might be schocked to see dignity and Paris associated but a judge thinks they should be.
Because yesterday,one decided to close down parisexposed.com and don’t you say i’m late on this.
Yesterday my internet was shot down and i was kidnapped by the crazy astronaut
woman.
Now back to the topic,the main things that the website taught us,are things we already knew.
First that Paris Hilton is a racist-homophobic-anti jew-whore
Second she does coke. [Read more]

Paris Hilton is a racist Whore

In case you were wondering ,if Paris Hilton was racist ?

The answer is yes ,this video proves it all.

I summarize some of the lyrics for you.

“I am a fat ugly Jewish bitch

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