Megan Fox Still Talking

Megan Fox’s new movie,”Jennifer’s Body” which included a lesbian kiss with Amanda Seyfried and a massive marketing push picked up only $6.8 Million at the box office,so she went into hiding for a while out of shame and I was feeling her pain ,so I hid with her also.Now that she is out of hibernation I’m kinda happy to be writing about the latest inane comments she made.She revealed to Us magazine that she will never have a sex tape and added:

“Ugh, never!That’s the last thing I want to see — what I look like having sex. It would take one shot of me not looking good and I would not be able to have sex ever again, because I would always just see myself looking like a hippo having sex.”

We’ll see how much her tone changes when no one gives a crap about her in a few years,she will promote her own sex tape and playboy cover just like Amy Fisher and Heidi Montag.
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Megan Fox Has A New Movie,Suddenly Single

Megan Fox and her legs were pictured at the premiere of “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” in Tokyo last night.Great news ,they are giving free condoms away across the streets and Megan Fox is really single now.Fox told Australia’s Daily Telegraph:

“I am not in a committed relationship right now. I really don’t know anything about being single yet, really. I’ve been reading a lot and listening to music and trying just to work on myself. I was with someone from the time I was 18, so I’ve never been forced to take care of myself. I’ve always had someone doing that for me.
“Right now there’s no space in my head for who’s going to be next or how I need to fill my time. I’m just trying to be comfortable with who I am before I get into another relationship. (Otherwise) I will be Elizabeth Taylor by the time I’m 60 and I don’t want to do that.”

Every time she has a movie coming out she says “I’m single now” just to sell more tickets to horny guys like you and me and your dad .
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Megan Fox A Prostitute?

Megan Fox is featured in British GQ Magazine’s July 2009 issue.Megan Fox tells the mag ‘I’m Kind of a Prostitute’.The “Transformers” actress revealed that all actors and actresses are like hookers and added:

“When you think about it, we actors are kind of prostitutes.We get paid to feign attraction and love. Other people are paying to watch us kissing someone, touching someone, doing things people in a normal monogamous relationship would never do with anyone who’s not their partner. It’s really kind of gross.I have this sort of promiscuous image. People assume I’m really overtly sexually aggressive and that I’m this wild child. And I’m not like that at all.I would rather have an image that is wild and promiscuous than to go out of my way to be proper all the time.There are some guys who think I’m going to be this little cupcake who’s going to bat my eyes and be like a receptacle for them. I shut them down immediately.”

Fox looks so freaking hot in that bikini,and she always entertaines you when she speaks now if only she could act she’d be perfect for my dog.
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Megan Fox Bikini Photos GQ Magazine October 2008

Megan Fox Bikini Photos GQ Magazine October 2008 – Megan Fox wearing various bikinis grace the cover of GQ Magazine October 2008.Megan Fox reveals that Disney can go fuck themselves.She said:

“Sex is something that everyone does, so why can’t I talk about it?” “With any of the Miley Cyrus shit, or any of that Vanessa Hudgens shit—I would never issue an apology for my life and for who I am. It’s like, Oh, I’m sorry I took a naked, private picture that someone is an asshole and sold for money. I’m sorry if someone else is a dick. No. You shouldn’t have to apologize. Someone betrayed Vanessa, but no one’s angry at that person. She had to apologize. I hate Disney for making her do that. Fuck Disney.”
Can I get that on the record?
“Yeah. Fuck Disney.”

I bet Fox is actually jealous that no one ever bother to leak her naked pictures.

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Megan Fox Does The Dark Knight

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green were pictured in Culver City after watching “The Dark Knight” together on Sunday.Movie lovers are campaigning for “Transformers” actress Megan Fox to play Catwoman in the next Batman project.A recent poll found concluded that Megan Fox should get the Catwoman role although producers of the film want Cher for the part.
There are enough men on this planet to make sure that Megan Fox wins any poll,her name is in.

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Katy Perry Wants Megan Fox

Katy Perry Wants Megan Fox – Here are some new pictures of Shia LaBeouf and Megan Fox hard at work on the set of “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” in California yesterday.Megan Fox who is the dream woman for millions of men worldwide is now getting her own female fan club.“I Kissed A Girl” singer Katy Perry has admitted that she would love to lock lips with the Transformers beauty.Katy said:

“On my tour I stay behind to do an autograph signing. But about a dozen women will want a snog. I just sweetly say, ‘No, thank you’”If I kissed everybody who asked I’d probably go away with something I don’t really want!” “I’m not a lesbian, I love men. As for kissing a girl, I’m holding out for Megan Fox.”

Will Megan be kissing Katy any time soon? I hope not.
Fox should look for a guy who loves to write beautiful poetry,and has a romantic soul,and after she dumps him,she should call me.

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Megan Fox Does Transformers 2 In California

Megan Fox was recently spotted playing or adjusting her assets while on the set of her upcoming movie “Transformers 2 :Revenge Of The Fallen” in California.Unlike the title of her movie Megan Fox breasts are not all falling,they just needed to be adjusted.Meanwhile,the 22-year-old actress has revealed that she uses vinegar as part of her home detox treatments.She said:

‘It’s just water and raw apple cider vinegar, and it just cleans out your system entirely.’

We are truly touched to know that Miss Fox goes through all that hardship in order to look just perfect for us common mortals.Thank you Megan.

            
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Megan Fox Dumps Brian Austin Green Loser

Megan Fox is now single,she has called off her engagement to Brian Austin Green.Contactmusic reported:

Sources claim the pretty brunette, 22, sent business associates correspondence last week (beg23Jun08) alerting them to the sad news.
An insider says, “Megan still cares about Brian, but she now realises she’s too young to marry him.”

I don’t believe the part that says “she now realizes she’s too young to marry him”,crap,Megan just wants an upgrade.Why would the hottest chick in the game want to be with a loser?
She is looking for someone successful,I mean someone like me.

Megan Fox Lips On Botox?

Megan Fox was pictured at the 11th Annual Hollywood Awards yesterday.
Something looks bigger ,juicier,more tender,and more luscious than before.
Maybe my computer screen is just playing tricks on me.
So do you see something new on Fox?

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Women Sexier Than Charlize Theron

I think by now,everybody knows that Charlize Theron was voted Sexiest Woman Alive by Esquire magazine.I don’t have anything against her but I doubt she is really deserving of that title.
So,I decided to come up with a list of women,that I find way hotter than the “Monster” actress.
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