Lindsay Lohan Eyeing Pope

Lindsay Lohan who is currently in London with her on and off girlfriend DJ Samantha Ronson,has eyes for another,but sexier female DJ named Lauren Pope (pictured above).Lauren told The Sun:

“I met Lindsay a few months back at Faces in Essex and she invited me to have a drink with her and her friends.
“She is a lovely girl and really sweet. I’m told she has requested me and my DJ partner Kellie to play for her on Saturday night at Studio Valbonne.”

Dear Pope my dog and I would love to spin your records.
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Lindsay Lohan Comes Out Kind Of

Lindsay Lohan was pictured on the set of her new movie “Labor Pains” in Los Angeles on Monday.Lindsay Lohan reportedly confirmed her lesbian relationship with DJ Samantha Ronson,at her 22nd birthday party.Apparently she stated:

“I just wanna live a happy healthy year, continue on the path that I’ve been on and be with the person I care about. And my family.”

Britain’s Daily Mirror newspaper,also reported the following:

“Sam and Lindsay are inseparable. Sam has been a really good influence on Lindsay. There is no one else special in Lindsay’s life apart from Sam but it has taken her a while to feel like she can talk about their relationship.”Lindsay hasn’t dated any men since she started hanging around with Sam, and there has hardly been a day in the last two months when they have been apart.
“It’s really sweet that Lindsay has found someone she can trust and rely on.”

As long it stops her from driving around drunk,it’s all good.

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Lindsay Lohan And Samantha Ronson Possibly Lesbians

Lindsay Lohan and her rumored lesbian lover Samantha Ronson were pictured on the set of her new movie “Labor Pains”,few days ago.These photos seem to confirm what my blind and drunk neighbor saw coming a long while ago:Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson might be lovers,by that I mean they are totally doing each other.If that’s all Lindsay needed to float her train,then I am all for it.Samantha Ronson is the ultimate symbol of elegance,class,beauty and intelligence for 2008,so she could have not done better by my standards.

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Evening Flash With Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan was spotted going to dinner at Matsuhisa in West Hollywood,on Wednesday.I missed the days when she used to be drunk all the time

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Lindsay Lohan Is Back

Lindsay Lohan was photographed out and about in Hollywood, on Friday.If she offers me some money I could totally do her.I would just make sure,I buy five thousands condoms before and use all of them at the same time.It’s best to be on the safe side,with a slut like Lindsay.

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Lindsay Lohan Buys Expensive Things

Lindsay Lohan was spotted shopping at H&M yesterday.I guess the checks are no longer coming in ,because my girl told me that store had one dollar dress in it.

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Lindsay Lohan turns 21 in a bikini

Ok it’s the 4th of July or Cinco de Mayo in spanish and I have to post about a celeb celebrating something.
It doesn’t matter if he or she is celebrating a new weave or a new boxer short.As long he or she is a celeb and is celebrating.
Lucky for me ,this past monday Lindsay Lohan celebrated her 21st birthday.
Surprisingly she wasn’t drunk and she didn’t go inside a three ,for the occasion.
Instead she quietly celebrated her birthday with her mom and sister and friends Samantha Ronson (her rumored lesbian lover), DJ AM, and Evan Ross.
The only weird thing is the bikini she was wearing,she apparently bought it while intoxicated.
Because it’s really ugly or maybe she is the one that makes it look ugly.
I don’t know and I don’t really care because I’m drunk.
Again Happy Cinco de Mayo.

Lindsay Lohan celebrating her 21st birthday in bikini

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Midnight Flash with Lindsay Lohan and her knife

Lindsay Lohan is in rehab but she’s always somewhere in a dark corner of my mind ,so I am dedicating this midnight post to her.
I know ,I might be the only one thinking of her ,right now….but still.
I would so like to bang her ….against a wall.Lol perverted minds for thinking about something else.

Lindsay Lohan Playing with a knife….and Vanessa Minillo

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Lindsay Lohan is having a lesbian affair?

Lindsay Lohan is rumoured to be having a lesbian affair.

The ‘Mean Girls’ star – who is currently in Japan for a fashion shoot – is said to be more than just friends with DJ Samantha Ronson, who has accompanied her on her trip.

Former publicist Jonathan Jaxson wrote in his blog at jonathanjaxson.blogspot.com: “Lindsay actually has always been quite open. Maybe she was tired of the boys and that is why she decided to spice it up with BFF (best friend forever) Samantha Ronson. [Read more]