Jessica Simpson Has Something,I just Can’t See What

Jessica Simpson and her boyfriend Tony Romo were spotted leaving Sagebrush Cantina in Calabasas,last night.Pamela Anderson recently called Simpson “a bitch and whore” for wearing a T-shirt,that read ‘Real Girls Eat Meat.’ A friend of Jessica is now claiming that she was disgusted and hurt by the remarks,the friend said:

“She was deeply hurt and upset at the comments. To say Jessica is mad about it is an understatement. She is disgusted at Pamela’s remarks and fully intended to go after her, until her family made her see sense.”

The pal also added:

“Her folks told her not to make a big deal of it – as that would only get Pamela the press she’s so desperate for.” “So Jessica is keeping quiet as she’s the one on the way up, while Pamela Anderson is on the way down.”

Two has-beens fighting over nothing.To Jessica’s defense her boobs are still on their a-game.I hope that she uses them more often in the future,that’s the only chance she has to ever make a comeback.

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Jessica Simpson Dresses In The Dark

Jessica Simpson was seen chilling with her hairdresser Ken Paves few days ago.Apparently Jessica has forgotten to hire a stylist.One thing is sure,she has as much fashion sense as intelligence.

Jessica Simpson Has Boobs

I could spend hours telling you how big ,Jessica Simpson’s boobs are.
And that ‘little me’ would love to travel between them ,but all of this wouldn’t bring us very far.
So I will just stay here in silence instead and leave you enjoy the only good thing that the oldest Simpson sister might possess.
I can’t guaranty their ‘realness’,though.Pants off ,now!!!

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Jessica Simpson wants to be a photographer

Jessica Simpson: photographer? The singer/actress told MTV Europe that she hopes to release a book of her photos — “mostly of landscapes, of the sky, clouds” — accompanied by journal entries related to the shots. “I know exactly what I was going through when I was taking the picture, and I write it down as I take the picture, so it will be that kind of book.” Simpson, who revealed that she usually carries more than one camera with her — “some are better for certain shots” — recalled one memorable photo she took of a “double rainbow” in Africa. “It was the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen in my life, and I did not know that it could even exist. I had never seen anything so magical, and I captured it, and I always have it to look back on.” …

WTF,I might as well get a scientist’s coat ,say I am going to find a cure for aids and save Africa.
We all have dreams and there’s also reality.In real life I am just a gossiper and Jessica Simpson has no brain.

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Jessica Simpson wants to speak french

Apparently Jessica Simpson is on something again ,this time she wants to learn french in four months.

Simpson says, “I work best under pressure. So I’ve given myself until the end of May to be able to speak French like a natural.”

“Think I can do it?”

Yeah right!!!
I once learned spanish in one night ,but I was drunk and wanted to sleep with a spanish girl.
Unfortunately,I couldn’t remember a word the next day.

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John Mayer has a lot of humor

Judging by this picture,I can officially say that John Mayer is a very funny man.He doesn’t do much and Jessica Simpson seems to be really passionate by what he’s saying.

All of her 47 teeth are out.

Or maybe it’s because she doesn’t understand jack,could possibly be both.

Let’s not forget she’s blonde,I know ,this one was low.I say it because ,I used to watch “Newlywed” and believe me girl used to say crap in the show. [Read more]