Britney Spears Allure magazine Pictures

Britney Spears did a photo shoot for Allure magazine,few weeks ago,it turned out to be a real disaster.
Reiss-Andersen who worked on the shoot said:

“She was into smoky eyes—every girl is,” “We made it fresh as opposed to aggressively sexy—because she’s young, and that’s important to show.”

When will,they stop making excuses for this girl,if she is a mess,then let it be ,no point of hiding it.
I am currently dating five smoking hot ladies and none of them have ’smoky eyes’,normally.It only happens when I am pleasing them.

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Britney Spears dresses like a rainbow

Britney Spears shopping in Studio City,on Sunday.
She is well dressed ,by well I mean it’s her at her best.
Her best is the worst of common people.


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Britney Spears finds strange ways to show panties

I usually don’t do much Britney Spears besides in my nightmares.
But, I had to post these pictures,because they are exceptional.
Britney was caught wearing not only panties but also a bra.
This is a rare moment in modern history ,something you might never witness in your life again.
Soon,she will get back to her old self : naked,free and trashy.

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Britney Spears is not dating her ‘manny’

Britney Spears and her ‘manny’ are not dating.A friend tells People.com:

“He’s her bodyguard and ‘manny. ‘ They’re not dating. He is tickled by the attention. But he really wants to focus on his job: taking care of the kids and of her.

In related news Britney ‘trash’ Spears bought a dog in Bel Air,yesterday.

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Britney Spears thinks it’s “awesome” to be single

Apparently Britney Spears finds that being single is awesome.
Whatever she’s smoking ,she needs to give me some.
I will recap all the amazing things that happened to her since she’s single.
-She had Paris Hilton as best friend for exactly three days.
-She showed her flabby vagina to the world,although no one asked to see it.
-She was seen wearing the cheapest piece of crap ,you can find in a store.
-She got drunk in a night club and slept there,while supposedly working.
-She partied with half of the single men in hollywood ,even slept with few.
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