Women Sexier Than Charlize Theron

I think by now,everybody knows that Charlize Theron was voted Sexiest Woman Alive by Esquire magazine.I don’t have anything against her but I doubt she is really deserving of that title.
So,I decided to come up with a list of women,that I find way hotter than the “Monster” actress.
[Read more]

Alessandra Ambrosio makes out with The Hunchback of Notre Dame

Alessandra Ambrosio was caught by paparazzi making out, with a dude that looks like “The Hunchback of Notre Dame”.
The day someone asks her ,what was she  doing with a guy that ugly?
She will give the same answer as Britney Spears for the umbrella attack on the paparazzi

“I was preparing my character for a roll (sic) in a movie.I take all my rolls (sic) very seriously.Source

Alessandra Ambrosio having fun with a male friend in Malibu, July 7.

[Read more]

Alessandra Ambrosio cleans her car in bikini

This is my love letter to you Alessandra Ambrosio.Since I am not that of a poet.
I will use the words of a great modern poet and ‘konvict’ ,Akon to express my sincere feelings towards you.
Hope you will like it.
Nobody wanna see us together but it don’t matter no (Cause I got you babe)
They say you are too skinny ,but it don’t matter no
They say your feet are too long ,but it don’t matter no
They say your boobs are too small and you look 300 years old ,but it don’t matter no
They say you are kinda ugly too,but it don’t matter no.
Oh my !!!
The list is too long ,I’m stopping here.
I will just marry you in the dark ,not to see all these things.

Alessandra Ambrosio – Bikini Car Cleaning, 05-07-2007

[Read more]

Alessandra Ambrosio in a tiny bikini

Dear readers !!!
I am in love with Alessandra Ambrosio.She was spotted wearing a tiny bikini for the 4 th of July.
She was described by Tyra Banks as “The future of the modeling world”.For me she is “The future of ALL women”.
I am so into her that I ‘m planning on buying her a 5 Jamaican dollar ring.
Even though it might be in plastic it doesn’t matter ,only the thought counts.
I think , I am not sure.

[Read more]