Britney Spears thinks it’s “awesome” to be single

Apparently Britney Spears finds that being single is awesome.
Whatever she’s smoking ,she needs to give me some.
I will recap all the amazing things that happened to her since she’s single.
-She had Paris Hilton as best friend for exactly three days.
-She showed her flabby vagina to the world,although no one asked to see it.
-She was seen wearing the cheapest piece of crap ,you can find in a store.
-She got drunk in a night club and slept there,while supposedly working.
-She partied with half of the single men in hollywood ,even slept with few.
The list is too long and I have to go feed my dog .
Britney Spears ,here’s a wake up call :the single life is “awesome”,when you are like me.
I don’t have kids and don’t plan on having any,already adopted a dog as a substitute.
I try my best to bring home a different girl every week,because I am all alone on my own.
But you dear Britney,you have two kids and possibly a third one on the way according to certain rumors, who need you.
You can’t party all week long or bring home a different gigolo every night.
Unless you want your poor kids to end up in rehab at the age twelwe ,just like half of Hollywood.