Kim Kardashian At VH1 Rock Honors Party

Kim Kardashian was pictured at the Intermix/VH1 Rock Honors VIP party in Los Angeles,last night.Kim decided to give us something to talk about.Don’t worry she didn’t say something intelligent or worthwhile.She just did what she does best,flash her gigantic butt.A Chinese student once told me that he could see her ass from the Great Wall of China.This tells you how big her ass is.More Kim Kardashian ass shots,after the jump.

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Jessica Alba ‘Never Felt Less Sexy’ Than Being Pregnant

MILF Jessica Alba and her husband Cash Warren were seen in Century City,last week.Jessica Alba recently revealed that she felt less sexy when she was pregnant.Alba told the U.K. edition of Cosmopolitan:

“I mean, I wouldn’t have changed it for the world, but I wanted to get rid of all the weight.”

I have to be honest,I am very courageous,generous and I could totally do Jessica despite her having Herpes.But,when I think of the word sexy,she is not the first person who crosses my mind,pregnant or not.It is only when,I hear the words ‘annoying bitch’ that her face comes up.

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Lindsay Lohan Comes Out Kind Of

Lindsay Lohan was pictured on the set of her new movie “Labor Pains” in Los Angeles on Monday.Lindsay Lohan reportedly confirmed her lesbian relationship with DJ Samantha Ronson,at her 22nd birthday party.Apparently she stated:

“I just wanna live a happy healthy year, continue on the path that I’ve been on and be with the person I care about. And my family.”

Britain’s Daily Mirror newspaper,also reported the following:

“Sam and Lindsay are inseparable. Sam has been a really good influence on Lindsay. There is no one else special in Lindsay’s life apart from Sam but it has taken her a while to feel like she can talk about their relationship.”Lindsay hasn’t dated any men since she started hanging around with Sam, and there has hardly been a day in the last two months when they have been apart.
“It’s really sweet that Lindsay has found someone she can trust and rely on.”

As long it stops her from driving around drunk,it’s all good.

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Jessica Simpson Has Something,I just Can’t See What

Jessica Simpson and her boyfriend Tony Romo were spotted leaving Sagebrush Cantina in Calabasas,last night.Pamela Anderson recently called Simpson “a bitch and whore” for wearing a T-shirt,that read ‘Real Girls Eat Meat.’ A friend of Jessica is now claiming that she was disgusted and hurt by the remarks,the friend said:

“She was deeply hurt and upset at the comments. To say Jessica is mad about it is an understatement. She is disgusted at Pamela’s remarks and fully intended to go after her, until her family made her see sense.”

The pal also added:

“Her folks told her not to make a big deal of it – as that would only get Pamela the press she’s so desperate for.” “So Jessica is keeping quiet as she’s the one on the way up, while Pamela Anderson is on the way down.”

Two has-beens fighting over nothing.To Jessica’s defense her boobs are still on their a-game.I hope that she uses them more often in the future,that’s the only chance she has to ever make a comeback.

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Megan Fox Dumps Brian Austin Green Loser

Megan Fox is now single,she has called off her engagement to Brian Austin Green.Contactmusic reported:

Sources claim the pretty brunette, 22, sent business associates correspondence last week (beg23Jun08) alerting them to the sad news.
An insider says, “Megan still cares about Brian, but she now realises she’s too young to marry him.”

I don’t believe the part that says “she now realizes she’s too young to marry him”,crap,Megan just wants an upgrade.Why would the hottest chick in the game want to be with a loser?
She is looking for someone successful,I mean someone like me.

Stephen Baldwin Likes John McCain…Who Cares?

Stephen Baldwin who is the embodiment of how a loser should look and act like,is threatening to leave this country if Barack Obama gets elected in November.The douchebag appeared on FOX News yesterday voicing his support for McCain.
I have to confess,I was waiting on Stephen Baldwin’s opinion before making up my mind,on whom to vote for later this year.My dog often repeats to me if you see Stephen Baldwin go right,you have to move on the left,because he is an idiot.
You can watch the video below.
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Elisabetta Gregoraci Lives In A Bikini With Sexy Hubsband Flavio Briatore

Flavio Briatore and his new wife Elisabetta Gregoraci are having their honeymoon,in Sardinia Italy.The couple was pictured there on Monday.Elisabetta Gregoraci seems to spend most of her life wearing a bikini,that’s cool with me.What do you think got these two together ? She is 28 and he’s 58.I am betting a penny that she loves him for his intelligence and wisdom.Her love has nothing to do with the fact that Flavio is worth over $150 million.Elisabetta Gregoraci is surely not a gold digger when she marries a man that could be her grandfather and she could get a hot fella of her age.

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Karolina Kurkova Makes Cellulite Hot,I Mean Cold

Here are some bikini pictures of Karolina Kurkova on the catwalk during the Sao Paulo Fashion Week.I for one,is thrilled to see that a supermodel overloaded with fat and cellulite can still land a good job.I just hope that the next time a man with a small penis wants to become a porn star,he is accepted with his imperfections.

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Lindsay Lohan And Samantha Ronson Possibly Lesbians

Lindsay Lohan and her rumored lesbian lover Samantha Ronson were pictured on the set of her new movie “Labor Pains”,few days ago.These photos seem to confirm what my blind and drunk neighbor saw coming a long while ago:Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson might be lovers,by that I mean they are totally doing each other.If that’s all Lindsay needed to float her train,then I am all for it.Samantha Ronson is the ultimate symbol of elegance,class,beauty and intelligence for 2008,so she could have not done better by my standards.

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