November 1, 2009
Megan Fox’s new movie,”Jennifer’s Body” which included a lesbian kiss with Amanda Seyfried and a massive marketing push picked up only $6.8 Million at the box office,so she went into hiding for a while out of shame and I was feeling her pain ,so I hid with her also.Now that she is out of hibernation I’m kinda happy to be writing about the latest inane comments she made.She revealed to Us magazine that she will never have a sex tape and added:
“Ugh, never!That’s the last thing I want to see — what I look like having sex. It would take one shot of me not looking good and I would not be able to have sex ever again, because I would always just see myself looking like a hippo having sex.”
We’ll see how much her tone changes when no one gives a crap about her in a few years,she will promote her own sex tape and playboy cover just like Amy Fisher and Heidi Montag.
June 9, 2009
Megan Fox and her legs were pictured at the premiere of “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” in Tokyo last night.Great news ,they are giving free condoms away across the streets and Megan Fox is really single now.Fox told Australia’s Daily Telegraph:
“I am not in a committed relationship right now. I really don’t know anything about being single yet, really. I’ve been reading a lot and listening to music and trying just to work on myself. I was with someone from the time I was 18, so I’ve never been forced to take care of myself. I’ve always had someone doing that for me.
“Right now there’s no space in my head for who’s going to be next or how I need to fill my time. I’m just trying to be comfortable with who I am before I get into another relationship. (Otherwise) I will be Elizabeth Taylor by the time I’m 60 and I don’t want to do that.”
Every time she has a movie coming out she says “I’m single now” just to sell more tickets to horny guys
like you and me and your dad .
June 5, 2009
Lindsay Lohan who is currently in London with her on and off girlfriend DJ Samantha Ronson,has eyes for another,but sexier female DJ named Lauren Pope (pictured above).Lauren told The Sun:
“I met Lindsay a few months back at Faces in Essex and she invited me to have a drink with her and her friends.
“She is a lovely girl and really sweet. I’m told she has requested me and my DJ partner Kellie to play for her on Saturday night at Studio Valbonne.”
Dear Pope my dog and I would love to spin your records.
June 4, 2009
Model Miranda Kerr goes naked for the cover of Rolling Stone’s “green issue.” Kerr is naked for the koalas.She said:
“Something like 80 percent of the koalas’ habitat has been destroyed since Europeans arrived in Australia.”
Let us be real,Kerr could have been promoting baby seal clubbing ,pushing old ladies under trains and you would not have cared or even noticed,she is nude that is all that matters.
June 2, 2009
Dancing with the Star’s beauty Cheryl Burke was seen in a bikini in the Caribbean yesterday.Cheryl Burke and Gilles Marini may have lost “Dancing with the Stars” finale to Olympic gymnast Shawn Johnson and professional dancer Mark Ballas but that did not stop her from partying like a freak in Las Vegas Thursday night with boyfriend, model Max Zagorski.
Cheryl Burke and her curves are hot. So I would give her an 8 seeing that her body makes up for the weird looking forehead.
June 1, 2009
Former Laguna Beach bad girl Kristin Cavallari was seen in a Bikini at the Westin Hotel Dawn Beach in Beverly Hills earlier today. Kristin Cavallari is set to replace Lauren Conrad on MTV’s “The Hills” season 6.She said:
” It’s a TV show.” ”I’m not going into it like, ‘I’m going to make great friendships with these people.’ It’s work! And drama sells. I think that’s why they’re bringing me in, because I know what works.”
I think if every magazine/newspaper should just hire Kristin Cavallari to do their spreads like that they would not fold and filed for bankruptcy.
June 1, 2009
Megan Fox is featured in British GQ Magazine’s July 2009 issue.Megan Fox tells the mag ‘I’m Kind of a Prostitute’.The “Transformers” actress revealed that all actors and actresses are like hookers and added:
“When you think about it, we actors are kind of prostitutes.We get paid to feign attraction and love. Other people are paying to watch us kissing someone, touching someone, doing things people in a normal monogamous relationship would never do with anyone who’s not their partner. It’s really kind of gross.I have this sort of promiscuous image. People assume I’m really overtly sexually aggressive and that I’m this wild child. And I’m not like that at all.I would rather have an image that is wild and promiscuous than to go out of my way to be proper all the time.There are some guys who think I’m going to be this little cupcake who’s going to bat my eyes and be like a receptacle for them. I shut them down immediately.”
Fox looks so freaking hot in that bikini,and she always entertaines you when she speaks now if only she could act she’d be perfect for my dog.
May 30, 2009
Teri Hatcher was pictured looking hot in a bikini in L.A.yesterday.
The Desperate Housewives star has revealed that she had difficulties voicing the role of a sinister mother in her new animated movie Coraline because she had to tell her on-screen daughter to shut up.
Hatcher, who has an 11-year-old daughter named Emerson said:
“That maybe was the hardest voice for me to honestly find.””I don’t think we’ve ever had an argument. It doesn’t mean when she’s 14 she’s not going to hate my guts – (but) I’d never tell my kid to shut up and so it was hard to find the honest place to be able to do that.”
I have to confess the lady who delivers my mail looks as hot as Teri Hatcher in a bikini,wait,I have it all wrong seeing that I am drunk I have just realized that she said her husband’s name is Teri and that she is going through menopause and is having hot flashes.
May 30, 2009
Kara DioGuardi Outs Adam Lambert As Gay On The View – In case you missed on The View yesterday American Idol Kara DioGuardi revealed that she always knew that Idol runner up Adam Lambert was gay.According to ABC News:
Barbara Walters asked the Idol judge if she felt Adam’s perceived homosexuality had a negative impact on Idol voters.
To which Kara replied: “Well, first of all, I hope not … because we should be judging on talent and viability in the music industry and they both [Lambert and Allen] had that.”
“Either way,” she said, “I don’t think that Adam [Lambert] was ever in [the closet],” she continued. “I think he was always openly out.”
When Babs asked again if Kara thinks Adam “was always openly out,” she replied, “I think he was. I mean from what I’ve seen … I do. I never thought he wasn’t.”
Lambert plans to confess that he is gay on a magazine cover in the upcoming days.While we are at it here are the other secrets Kara revealed .Starting with Simon the singer /songwriter said that he is from the planet Zorrtec and he enjoys pinching dog nipples for fun.
DioGuardi exposed Ryan by claiming that he never eats,he feeds himself staring in the mirror for days.
She told Walters that Randy Jackson once slept with Janet but later found out that it was really Micheal.
Last but not least the Idol judge explained that Paula was really a man.
May 28, 2009
After receiving countless emails from Celebsbox readers asking where are you? What are you doing? And when will you be back?
Well,here I am,let me confess ,I was busy chasing a
wet wild dream.
Dear readers I was visiting Paris.Despite the numerous rumors claiming that trains have invaded the south of Paris,I went down there in hopes of it being untouched by humans.
But sadly I discovered that Miss Hilton had herpes.
So I picked up myself and went to London.
To my great surprise Miss Lauren is pregnant for rapper Lil Wayne.
So I am back to my blogging and will never leave again.
But my dog on the other hand is still hiking across Europe after turning down offers to play Rihanna’s new dog and Chris Brown’s new biatch in a big Hollywood movie.
Anyway nothing says welcome back like new skanky pictures of Paris Hilton giving a Lapdance to her new man Doug Reinhardt at a Party in Cannes over the weekend.